Ode to the New Facebook

I hate the new facebook. Apparently I'm not the only one:

Why such a change
my dear old friend?
Looks rather strange,
and
quite offends.

Those errors prove
there's much amiss
Too rash a move,
pal -
look at this!

My page won't load,
the links won't click.
Brain might
explode;
I might be sick.

Your facelift, dear,
reveals just flaws
I still can hear
the
dropping jaws.

"Where's my straightforward
clean fresh face?
My life's now
poured
all o'er the place!

"Across the pages
here I stumble,
Takes AGES
sifting through
this jumble.

"And do recall
I did protest...
Oh, blast it all,
it's such a
mess!

Untimely was
your big debut -
It's sad because
they prob'ly
knew.

Your makers lied -
claimed you a blessing.
You should have
died
in beta testing.

I love people.